the hormone hostage

[Relief]

I was going to post this in off topic but then decided perhaps it goes in this forum. Pass this on to your sig-nother


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the
wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.








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[Billie]

Oh how true it is!

[banshee]

Hey Relief, you didn't make that PP friendly! If DH wants to please me now, he has to offer me *sugar-free* chocolate! :p

[Bonnie]

Or has my daughter's tee shirt says, "OK hand over the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt.":D

Bonnie

[Gaelen]

Hey Relief, you didn't make that PP friendly! If DH wants to please me now, he has to offer me *sugar-free* chocolate! :p

Banshee, some of us will come into line for a piece of Lindt 70% or 85% dark--so it doesn't always have to be sugar free (just plan-friendly!) ;)

Lindt has actually made 70% dark foil-wrapped easter eggs...both hollow larger ones, and small ones that are just under the same nutrient info as a small square of 70% dark. At least having to unwrap the little foil eggs can slow me down a little.:D

[Always]

Now THAT is very funny...thanks for sharing!!!!!

[Missy]

CUTE RELIEF!!!! lol

Talking about Lindt chocolates....Lindt chocolatier in our local mall...therefore I'm assuming ALL Lindt stores are having a SALE right now on their chocolate bar's...buy 3 get one free. So, I DID! :D

I bought the 70% and the 85%...they have 99% too!!! :eek: :p let's not get carried away here!! lol

I couldn't find the 70%/85% anywhere else...so this was my only option. I paid $7.50? or so for the four of them total.

[ladydoc442]

Missy - you could also check out Target stores - the regular price for the 70% dark bar at my Target is $1.99. I like the buy 3/get 1 free, though :p .

Since nothing else will do when it's that time of the month, the Lindt bars are my salvation!

Deb